Samsung Galaxy S2 "Network error, Please check the network"

    Hello Guys,,,
     Facing a strange problem with your samsung galaxy s2 or anyone from this series "Network error, Please check the network"??? Whenever you try to call someone or even brows your phone???


 The solution is here:

    Finally I have found it was coming from the app "Best Wallpapers HD" which was generating this message each time wifi was off...
I have cancelled the app and the message appears no more.

Try it & have fun.

How to Remove PayPal Limitations

Greetings,

I've heard many members complaining that they have PayPal limitations on their account. I just removed a limitation off my account in approx 5 minutes and I'm going to show you how, it's simple really but due to the extreme calls that Paypal gets over customer disputes, they make it very challenging to retrieve their contact number.

It's important to understand that having an account with a limitation and having an account that's closed, is two entirely different things.

Account limitations according to the Paypal rep I spoke too, is usually imposed on foreign accounts (outside of US) and also triggered by different flags, (i.e Updating address, Updating account info, or lack thereof.

To remove the limitation you basically need to provide identification (Photo ID, License etc.) and you can upload it to them from the Resolutions Center Link, If you have a smartphone, just take a picture of your license, send it to your desktop and upload to Paypal.

Keep the account rep on the phone so that after your quick upload she can verify right away and remove the limitation.

I'm going to provide a complete list of Paypal contacts and also the phone number I used to contact them. It's actually easier than most may think.

Tekken 6 Jin Kazama (ExtreemWN) vs Marduk (challenger) gameplay

PlayStation Plus Update November 2012

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Slender Man

The Slender Man (See other names to the right) is a creature or being with various nebulously defined characteristics and abilities. Slender Man was first mentioned in Something Awful Forum's "Create Paranormal Images". Slender Man generally appears (in modern times) as a tall man in a black or grey suit, red or black tie, and white shirt, with no eyes, mouth, or clearly defined facial features. It has no hair, and generally has normal-looking bare hands. Slenderman typically is depicted in imagery and literature as between 6 and 15 feet tall, depending on the situation, and in video as around 6-7 feet tall. Because of its inexact nature, and differences between series, no one has yet determined what it is. Currently, the two leading theories as to what the Slenderman may be are the Tulpa Effect and Quantum Theory. The internet popularity of Slenderman has spawned a massive amount of interconnected ARGs, collectively known as the Slenderman Mythos.

Basic Description:
In almost every description Slenderman's basic attributes will vary greatly, however several basic traits are typical of his behavior. He is shown to behave in a very passive aggressive manner, stalking targets for years at a time, torturing his target mentally for various unknown reasons. He is rarely ever shown in a benevolent light and is typically shown as a malevolent force. This behavioral pattern has an uncertain reasoning behind it, and exactly why he behaves in such a way has yet to be fully ascertained.
The most important factor about Slenderman is the mystery. He lives unlike any human being despite having a similar appearance to one. It is uncertain if he is social, or even understands human languages or behaviors, nor why it is humans appear to be his main target. His targets will typically behave in off ways as if possessed (Proxy), but whether their psychosis is causing them to speak for him or for themselves isn't entirely certain either.
Slenderman's appearance is variable as the years go on, but as of to date the most recent appearance is that of an abnormally tall human with long arms and no face whom is wearing a business suit. Again it is uncertain if his suit is real cloth or some form of skin molded into such an appearance. If it is the former, this would imply an intelligent being attempting to try to blend in. If it is the latter, it shows a being whom is extremely adaptive and evolves to match his environment and stick out less (or more).
Slenderman's appearance provokes a wide range of responses, the most common being fear. This is partially due to his extremely towering size over a full grown adult, which mimics the childhood fear of adult humans bigger than the child. His behavior also factors into it. Finally, the main fact is he is completely unable to be described in human terms. While a description in words can be given, human language lacks the ability to truly define the entity until such a time as when humans can interact with him (if at all possible). This problem stems from the fact that he operates in a plane of existence further from humans. This is believed to be fourth dimensional space which gives him powers a human cannot understand due to humans living in three dimensions of space and being unable to comprehend the fourth dimension at this time.
In total two major types of Slender Man descriptions exist. The original versions depict him as not only malevolent, but extremely dangerous. He will do odd things such as removing organs and placing them in bags, impaling targets on trees, and aggressively stalking targets after a period of time. A contemporary depiction shows Slender Man as being extremely passive aggressive, often letting a person slowly delve into madness at their situation until being unable to cope. If invited to anger, he will typically charge a target down until caught and vanish with them to unknown locations. This version also shows an odd response to electronic equipment and causes massive problems with audio, surveillance, camera, and other various electronic devices with displays or audio. Sometimes an individual can determine if he is near simply by how certain electronics react such as radios, televisions, or cameras. How powerful this effect is seems to vary, and can either be due to Slender Man's own state of aggression, or other outside factors either inside or beyond Slender Man's control.

Abilities:
Slenderman's original abilities included invisibility to select people, adult humans, or anyone without use of a camera, the ability to change height and body shape, the ability to shape its arms into tentacles, and the ability to sprout tentacle-like appendages from its back and shoulders to be used as additional arms or legs (or simply to instil fear into its prey). Many stories seem to indicate that it can control a person's mind, which became the basis for the Proxies in the video ARGs, a trend that would later spread to Slenderblogs. Slender Man also had connections to children, with many of the original stories revolving around disappearing children or featured Slender Man being sighted in photos with children.
As more stories came forth, however, the use of tentacles and tentacle-like appendages became less common, and the invisibility was limited or eliminated depending on the storyteller.
EMH, TT, ML, and DH all contain some sort of video and/or audio distortion, indicating that Slenderman has some sort of effect on modern digital instruments. This does not appear in any of the original accounts- however these mostly make use of photographs and video of primarily lower-tech varieties. EMH Has applied this distortion to be the effect of "Sigma Radiation", a radiation given off by Slender Man and The Rake. Sigma Radiation is also contagious, as it entered Evan's blood-stream when his arm is brutally maimed by The Rake
EMH and ML also make use of "Slenderwalking", a term created to describe Slenderman's apparent teleportation, appearing, and disappearing at will. EMH independently indicates the use of selective invisibility to groups or individuals through head tilting, and also spacetime warping/teleportation between locations. Similar abilities were seen in early Slenderman accounts. EMH also hints at the affecting of mental health or control of it.

Association:
Slenderman makes association with several groups, individuals, or creatures.
The least known of these is the unknown organization tracking, observing, or involved with Slenderman, whose identity or name is yet to be confirmed. The Organization appears only in early Slenderman written accounts, and makes an (assumed) appearance in only one ARG, DarkHarvest00.
The SCP Foundation, though mostly unrelated, maintains hold of a creature known as SCP-582, aka "Bundle", whose appearance and nature is similar to Slenderman. It is possible that Bundle is a local dialect or local version of Slenderman. SCP is unable to currently permanently contain Bundle, indicating that because it is not stationary, it could be the same entity as Slenderman, or at the very least Bundle could be acting out a story and thus recognized as Slender Man. It is to note, however, that said entity is also very different from Slenderman. See the article SCP-582, aka "Bundle"
Slenderman has links to many Proxies, or insane individuals under its control or influence. The nature of Proxies, their workings, etc, are yet unknown, however Proxies make appearances in MH as Masky/totheark, EMH as HABIT, and TT as Observer. Slender Man has also spawned many philosophical and theoretical cults made up of uninfluenced but aware individuals, such as in Darkharvest00.
The Rake is the name given to another mystery creature that is somehow linked or associated with Slenderman. The Rake has a far shorter history, and only real appearance of association with Slenderman or a Proxy is through the video accounts of EMH.

How to make money online

1. The first step is to stop Googling things like, "how to make money online." Not because you shouldn't want to make money online, but because the stuff you're going to find by doing that is going to help you lose money online. Sort of like asking a casino owner how to make money in Vegas...
2. Don't pay anyone for simple and proven instructions on how to achieve this goal. In particular, don't pay anyone to teach you how to write or sell manuals or ebooks about how to make money online.
3. Get rich slow.
4. Focus on the scarce resource online: attention. If you try to invent a way to take cheap attention and turn it into cash, you will fail. The attention you want isn't cheap, it's difficult to get via SEO and it rarely scales. Instead, figure out how to earn expensive attention.
5. In addition to attention, focus on trust. Trust is even more scarce than attention.
6. Don't worry so much about the 'online' part. Instead, figure out how to create value. The online part will take care of itself.
7. Don't quit your day job. Start evenings and weekends and figure it out with small failures.
8. Build a public reputation. A good one, and be sure that you deserve it, and that it will hold up to scrutiny.
9. Obsessively specialize. No niche is too small if it's yours.
10. Connect the disconnected.
11. Lead.
12. Build an online legacy that increases in value daily.
13. Make money offline. If you can figure out how to create value face to face, it's a lot easier to figure out how to do the same digitally. The web isn't magic, it's merely efficient.
14. Become the best in the world at something that people value. Easier said than done, worth more than you might think.
15. Hang out with people who aren't looking for shortcuts. Learn from them.
16. Fail. Fail often and fail cheaply. This is the very best gift the web has given to people who want to bootstrap their way into a new business.
17. Make money in the small and then relentlessly scale.
18. Don't chase yesterday's online fad.
19. Think big, act with intention and don't get bogged down in personalities. If it's not on your agenda, why are you wasting time on it?
20. Learn. Ceaselessly. Learn to code, to write persuasively, to understand new technologies, to bring out the best in your team, to find underused resources and to spot patterns.
21. This is not a zero sum game. The more you add to your community, the bigger your piece gets.

How to be funny

Being funny is hard work. Some people think that humor is easy, that anybody can be funny with very little work. This is not true. To be funny there are a lot of things you must know about humor and a lot of situations you must prepare for. Think fast -- you're in line at McDonald's and the guy in front of you orders a Whopper -- what do you say? Give up? Read on, humor impaired person, and learn the secrets of being funny.

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What Is Funny?

Humor can be broken down into five distinct categories. You should memorize these, as there will be a quiz later.

• Category #1: Pain

  Pain is the basis for all humor. It's a simple fact that if nobody gets hurt, it isn't funny. This includes both physical and emotional pain. For example, when Tweety hits Sylvester in the foot with a mallet, and he hops screaming, stars streaming from his foot, that's funny. If Tweety hit him and Sylvester didn't hurt at all, that's not funny. If Tweety hit him and Sylvester didn't hurt, but Sylvester turned around and stomped on Tweety's wittle head, that's funny.
  Ethnic jokes are funny because they cause emotional pain to members of the ethnic group they poke fun at. However, be warned that it is common practice to respond to ethnic jokes with more humor. If you tell an ethnic joke and someone punches you in the nose, don't be surprised -- they're just showing their appreciation and responding in kind.
  The only exception to this rule is when the pain happens to you. When you get hurt, it's not funny. It just hurts. However, otherpeople will find your pain amusing, so be consoled in the knowledge that even though it hurts, people are still laughing at you.

• Category #2: The Unexpected

  When something happens that you do not expect to happen, that's funny. When an anvil falls on Wile E. Coyote, you expect him to splatter all over the place and die. When he instead gets flattened into an accordian shape, that's funny. (Also, of course, his pain is funny. See above.) Another example is the title graphic at the top of this page. You read it, and the letters are black -- but then the last character is an orangy red color. It's unexpected, so it's funny.
  When you tell a joke and no one laughs, that's funny because you didn't expect that to happen. So if you tell a joke and no one laughs, it is polite to laugh hysterically. Everyone else thought your joke was great, so they returned the favor by doing something funny for you too.

• Category #3: Lies and Other Untruths

  Lies are inherently funny. If someone behind you in line asks how long you've been waiting, and you say "forever and a day," that's funny because it's a lie. Political jokes are popular because they're lies about liars. If a United States president is portrayed as a giant vending machine handing cash to a donkey, that's funny, because it's a lie. Probably what really happened was he gave the money to an elephant and a guy with a scythe.
  Another type of "lie" that is funny is when you see something in a place where it couldn't be, or doing something that isn't possible. This type of humor is both untrue and unexpected, so it's doubly funny. For instance, if a big fat cartoon character like Elmer Fudd tiptoes behind a skinny little tree and hides, that's funny. If a skinny little cartoon character like Bugs Bunny hides behind Elmer Fudd, that's not funny.

• Category #4: Wordplay

  Saying words in funny ways is funny. For instance, Sylvester the cat is funny because he talks with a lisp and spits at the letter 's'. When British people say "aluminium," that's funny. In fact, anybody with an accent that isn't like yours is funny, and you should laugh to show your appreciation.
  Another type of wordplay that is funny is saying one word when you mean another. If you're with your girlfriend, and you call her "Cathy" when you meant to say "Tina," that's funny. This type of humor is often followed by humor involving pain. (See above.)

• Category #5: Puns

  Actually, puns aren't funny.

In loving memory of Mother

God saw you in too much pain
You suffered so much though you didn’t complain
You always said do not worry about me I’ll be Ok
How I cried and Felt all alone the Day you left us
You always said God was our father some day
He would call us back home
I didn’t understand at first why he took you
I was not to question the work of god
I finally realized he loved you so much
He said you were not to suffer any longer
He took you home and made you an angel
I will always love you.
In Loving memory of Mother.
This poem was written/submitted by Georgia.

In Loving Memory of

I Miss you.
I cannot believe you are gone
My life doesn’t feel the same
How am I to go on.
You were my soul mate
You were my lover
You were my “husband”
You were my other.
We saw shooting stars
We watched stormy lights
We rode through the desert
On warm Baja nights.
You claimed you’d always love me
And that you’d always be there
You wanted a family with me
You’d build us our lair.
I don’t understand
Why God doled such strife
The cancer took you
We never finished Our Life.
You always loved me
the good and the bad
We never had one quarrel
Except for one…it was so sad.
You told me the reason
That you loved me so much
You apologized for not swimming
with me – and regretted it -
In the Mexican Gulf.
Ten years we loved each other
1999-2009
You told me I was your mate
No ocean could separate us
When we discussed our fate.
M on Facebook she smiles
that big ugly grin
how can she be so happy
except for by the grace of the gin.
You never loved her
But you adored Nick and Iz
You’d said you’d suffer forever
To be with the kids.
We made a choice
To put us aside
For the sake of the kids
And to preserve your pride.
I suffer in silence
While the world sings your praise
They ALL admire you and your talent
Yet they know nothing about your true ways.
The life we had together
The dreams and hopes and wishes
we shared
We talked of them often
But I, finally, in despair,
Disappeared.
When we put the kids first
They were the gem
How they were feeling
And what was best for them.
I am heartbroken,
I am crushed
Now that you are gone
I regret I didn’t stand up enough
For Us – in that hot racing sun.
All the prose and words in papers
and on the web claims thee
for being someone, something quite a lie
You only wanted to be with the kids
Not with she.
She put you through such heartache and strife
That horrible lie
Her relationship to you,
Written everywhere in life
For I
He told me often
Was his Wife.
This poem was written/submitted by OandO.

See You at a Dream

I dreamt last night you held my hand,
But woke and you weren’t there,
And as the teardrops filled my eyes
Your presence filled the air.
I tried again to reach for you,
But found you too far away,
So I began to cry again,
Waiting for the day.
When I see you once again,
I know just what I’ll do,
I’ll gently grab you by the hand,
To make my dream come true.

This poem was written/submitted by Stephani.